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Ask for Por Osos vodka at your favorite bar

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• Ask for Por Osos vodka at your favorite bar •

Two men sitting at a bar, laughing and enjoying drinks, with a bottle and two glasses of clear liquid on the table.

LAUGH HARD,
MAKE FRIENDS.

From out of a bear cave, two friends emerged. Using cutting-edge technology and all-natural ingredients, they crafted the smoothest vodka on earth, where every pour is a toast to camaraderie, an exceptional drinking experience, and unforgettable moments. Grab a bottle, have a laugh, and make friends!

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Two men holding bottles of vodka, one smiling and the other shirtless and making a silly face, against a backdrop with black and red text promoting making friends.
A clear glass bottle of Osos vodka with a label featuring two bear heads facing opposite directions, one roaring and one growling, in black and white. The bottle has an orange and red neck label and states 40% alcohol by volume.

WHAT MAKES OUR JUICE UNIQUE? IT’S WORTH THE SQUEEZE.

  • Discover the essence of Por Osos vodka, crafted from Non-GMO wheat for exceptional smoothness. Embracing a gluten-free approach, it sets the stage for a unique drinking experience.

  • Dive into the world of our patented polishing C.R.A.F.T. technology, revolutionizing vodka production. Traditional techniques are transformed, creating an extraordinary spirit that challenges the norm.

  • Explore the efficiency revolution with our patented polishing C.R.A.F.T. system, offering 20% more volume and faster premium quality. Scientific mastery in congener conversion enhances the process for a superior outcome.

  • Experience the unseen difference as our patented polishing technology delivers smoother, refined results in taste, aroma, and mouthfeel. Elevate the drinking experience without excessive costs, savoring what's not in it.

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A circular badge with a beige outline and text that says 'Made in Texas'. Inside the circle, there is a simplified outline map of Texas and two stars, one on each side of the map.
A round badge with the message "Gluten Free" and "Pure Vodka" encircling a stylized arrow in the center.
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TOP-SHELF VODKA

Patented award-winning finishing process

Our patented finishing process removes unwanted impurities and won the prestigious R&D 100 award in 2020. It is our secret to crafting, what we feel, is the smoothest tasting vodka on earth.

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