AVAILABLE IN TX
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COMING SOON TO CA & FL
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AVAILABLE IN TX
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COMING SOON TO CA & FL
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AVAILABLE IN TX • COMING SOON TO CA & FL • AVAILABLE IN TX • COMING SOON TO CA & FL •
LAUGH HARD,
MAKE FRIENDS.
From out of a bear cave, two friends emerged. Using cutting-edge technology and all-natural ingredients, they crafted the smoothest vodka on earth, where every pour is a toast to camaraderie, an exceptional drinking experience, and unforgettable moments. Grab a bottle, have a laugh, and make friends!
WHAT MAKES OUR JUICE UNIQUE? IT’S WORTH THE SQUEEZE.
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Discover the essence of Por Osos vodka, crafted from Non-GMO wheat for exceptional smoothness. Embracing a gluten-free approach, it sets the stage for a unique drinking experience.
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Dive into the world of Persedo C.R.A.F.T. technology, revolutionizing vodka production. Traditional techniques are transformed, creating an extraordinary spirit that challenges the norm.
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Explore the efficiency revolution with Persedo's C.R.A.F.T. system, offering 20% more volume and faster premium quality. Scientific mastery in congener conversion enhances the process for a superior outcome.
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Experience the unseen difference as Persedo's technology delivers smoother, refined results in taste, aroma, and mouthfeel. Elevate the drinking experience without excessive costs, savoring what's not in it.
TOP-SHELF VODKA
Patented award-winning finishing process
Our patented finishing process removes unwanted impurities and won the prestigious R&D 100 award in 2020. It is our secret to crafting, what we feel, is the smoothest tasting vodka on earth.
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